I went to my first strip club last night. It was hilarious. And of course I went with my lesbians with made it that much funnier. But I have to give some of those women credit because they were really good poll dancers. I definitely do not have the upper arm strength for the stuff they were doing. And I could never dance, let alone walk, in the shoes they were wearing. It was a bit impressive, but I left feeling very dirty. The evening ended with Sara and James calling me to tell me that James got his tongue pierced too. He's the first dude I know to get his tongue pierced.