One: While watching The Breakfast Club recently I screamed "Nooooooo!!!!" as Jud Nelson messed up some filing.
Two: When I see peoples names in the school paper, the first thing I usually think is "Oh, they have library fines. I filed them yesterday."
Three: I have nightmares about people stalking me in the stacks. And people purposely mis-shelving everything.
Something is wrong with me.